Why I hate people....

I think you are a complete waste of space as a human being if:

1. You have already mailed a bill and call the company to yell at them for calling you about your bill. Really, assbag? I didn't realize that I should have checked my crystal ball to know that you JUST mailed a bill that was due almost 2 months ago. Thanks for the information.

2. When I call you about your bill- that is from almost 3 months ago-that you have been billed 3 times for-and you say "Well, I just don't have it now. I'll have to pay that later." Seriously, genius? What happened in June, July, and August? Spend all that extra cash on a little more brain capacity?

3. When I tell you that I'm just a loser in a call center and while I understand you don't like getting the calls, I can't stop them, you yell at me anyway. WTF is it that you didn't understand? I JUST TOLD YOU how to get the calls to stop so why don't you shut your trap for a second and listen.

4. When you are mean and rude to me and then complain that no one is being "flexible" with you. (And I'm sure by "flexible" you mean either letting you pay $10.00 a month on a $1,000.00 bill or better yet getting "some kind of charity program" so you can get it for free!) Earth to Meekus! Perhaps no one is being flexible with you because you are an ASSHOLE!? Think, maybe, huh?

5. When I ask you about your bill and you say that if we keep "harassing" you about it you are going to get a lawyer. REALLY? PLEASE GO RIGHT AHEAD! And when you find a lawyer who will take your case, for free, because obviously you have no money to pay the fucking bill I'm calling you about, tell me who this lawyer is who will trot your stupid ass into court and complain that you are getting calls about a bill you owe. PLEASE DO!

*I have absolutely no problem with people who can't pay their bills, I've been there, but what I do have a problem with are people who don't even try. It isn't my fault you can't pay and I'm not even in collections, technically, but why be a dick to me- just because you can? Classy. And never in my life did I know that people actually haggled over medical bills. You want an itemized statement-why? You aren't a doctor and you don't know what you needed and why and how much it should cost so fuck off with this itemized statement business. Life is expensive. Health Care is expensive. GET OVER IT AND PAY YOUR DAMN BILLS!