Monday, June 15, 2009

The battle continues.....


O-m-g.
I am a very socially flexible person. I can get along with almost anyone and can find fun in almost any situation.
BUT OMG.
Let me tell you a little story involving me and a not so nice lady. From this point on I'll be known as NFA (nice, flexible Amanda) and the evil lady will be known as ELIHVM (evil lady I hate very much).
NFA: ELIHVM, can you tell me when (certain yearly event) will happen?
ELIHVM: Oh, well, it will be between this date and this date because that is the ONLY time it can happen. I am just so busy and there are so many other things around this event. *exasperated sigh*
NFA: Ok, no problem. I will finalize things on this end. *Makes preliminary plans*
2 days later......
ELIHVM: We need to change the dates of this certain event! I have added more events to the schedule and we will need to shorten the time of our event and move it to these dates. Every second must be stuffed with events! All kinds of events and they are all so very important and can't be missed!
NFA: Ok, no problem. We have time to change things. *Reworks preliminary plans and makes new plans. Invests money and reworks schedule around the second set of dates*
1.5 weeks before the second set of dates......
ELIHVM: OOPS, I've misread something that really is important and so now the time should be EVEN shorter. Or perhaps you can just reschedule and readjust things on your end. My mistake. Golly gee, I just don't know what happened. *innocent smile*
End scene.
I imagine her has Godzilla crushing my village every time the phone rings. I really, really hate her with every ounce of my soul.

1 comment:

  1. Throw a fork at her! That is my answer for all annoying people these days. Used to be bite me, now, throw a form at them!

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